C’mon band! Follow the flesh metronomes!!
My band director, telling us to watch the drum majors (via jellyfishqueen)

mikleos:

fake sailor moon fan ready to rock


(Source: )


Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

(Source: undress-thebarbiee)


actualcanniboof:

I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE OR THING I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE 

(Source: imhaunted)


naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom


recipesforweebs:

So these are pretty popular in japan nowadays. They’re these sandwiches made with a sweet japanese milk bread that are filled with whipped cream and strawberries. 

When I first saw a picture, I assumed they were just using some cake as the “bread” and was like, oh man, it’s a cake shaped like a sandwich. 

But no. It’s a sandwich. 

I was a little weirded out at first, but then I was like, “fuck it lets make this shit”.

So I spent all day on the bread, and just whipped up the cream and cut the strawberries minutes ago and took my first bite of this simple but weird creation.

Lord all-fucking-mighty that was good.

10/10 would foodgasm over again. 

Try this recipe, you won’t regret it.

~
Ichigo Cream Sandwich
(serves: 3)

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Ingredients-

~

Procedure-

  • Make the Japanese Milk Bread by following this recipe
  • Once the bread is cooled off, start to cut about 3 slices.
  • Cut the crusts off of the bread slices and then cut them diagonally.
  • Now for the whipped cream. Make that shit by following this recipe.
  • Once that’s done, slice up your strawberries (slice more if you want) and prep them for placing onto the sandwiches.
  • Cover both triangle bread slices with whipped cream, then put strawberry slices on one of the creamed up triangles, then top it with the other whipped cream’d bread triangle and bam. Strawberry and Cream Sandwich.
  • You can like add other fruits if you want, or make it into a weird psuedo cake by covering it in chocolate sauce or something.

~

AND BAM. RECIPE DONE. Are you proud? You should be. Unless you didn’t make your own bread and you (GOD FUCKING FORBID) used canned/premade whipped cream.

I can accept not using home made bread, since it does take forever, but lord almighty if you don’t use your own home made whipped cream and you use that gross chemical stuff instead i will eND YOU.

ahem. now that we’re all calm, enjoy your weird but hella good sandwich, yo. Enjoy that shit.


booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them


vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(Source: vinebox)


Nicki Minaj (2010  2014)


f-premaur:

every day is a day for some sweet, sweet apple treats ꒰๑•‧̮ૣ•ૣ๑꒱


hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.


channeler:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

channeler:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

(Source: napsandmaps)


blusteps:

what happened to ‘i’ll help you do sit ups’? ‘idk snake what happened to ‘i’ll do it after i finish checking my e-mails’?
i finished the nerd boyfriends! /jumps out of sight

blusteps:

what happened to ‘i’ll help you do sit ups’? ‘idk snake what happened to ‘i’ll do it after i finish checking my e-mails’?

i finished the nerd boyfriends! /jumps out of sight


heart:

shaky:

intensional:

communistbakery:

I swear I wasn’t high when I made this

GOD DAMN YOU AND YOUR PUNS

OMG BYE

SO DONE WITH YOU